Acknowledgements & thanks

This material is based upon work supported by the National Science Foundation under grants IIS-1927227 and CCF-2208664.

Vielen dank to the Center for Advanced Internet Studies. The Center provided a fellowship in the Fall of 2023 that allowed me to focus time and attention on this work.

The funders had no role in study design, data collection and analysis, decision to publish, or preparation of the manuscript.

Huge thanks to Jason Jeffrey Jones Productions for believing in this project and supporting it with more dollars than it will ever make back. To every single one of you over there at JJJPro: you’re the best! (One of the great things about being my own publisher is I can say anything I want here.)

Finally, Hi Sophie, Layla, J.J. and Zookie!!! I love you guys! Thanks for being the best family in the world.