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This Fall, Football Leaves Earth.
From the publishers of Moon Baseball Mystery and My Goalie is a Goblin
Outer Space Football book cover
New for 2010!
Zero-Gravity Action!

As the Alnitak Comets soar toward the Interstellar Finals, a mysterious cosmic storm threatens to cancel the greatest championship in the known universe. Only one boy from Earth can save the season.

His name is Jaxon. He is twelve years old. He has a good arm, a nervous stomach, and absolutely no idea why a glowing scout from another galaxy has selected him in the twenty-seventh round of the Junior Galactic Football Draft.

Now Jaxon must learn the rules of zero-gravity football before the Comets are blasted out of playoff contention forever. On Earth, football is hard. In outer space, football is harder, because sometimes the field rotates, sometimes the ball transmogrifies, and sometimes the opposing linebacker has fifty tentacles and no eyes.

INSIDE THIS ACTION-PACKED PAPERBACK!
  • Alien teammates!
  • Cosmic storms!
  • Anti-gravity play-calling!
  • One extremely serious creature named Todd!

Packed with action, heart, teamwork, and several educational facts about nebulae, Outer Space Football is the paperback adventure young readers will be talking about in cafeterias, libraries, and the back seats of minivans all season long.

Can Jaxon master the spiral nebula route?

Can Coach Gleenok keep the Comets together?

Can one rookie quarterback unite a locker room of humans, aliens, vapor beings, and one extremely serious creature named Todd?

The championship is waiting. The galaxy is watching. And somewhere beyond the stars, a stadium full of orange-and-brown believers is beginning to chant.

Outer Space Football
A new sports adventure for readers ages 8–12, reluctant readers, advanced readers, football readers, space readers, and children who have been asked politely to stop throwing things in the house.

Available now in paperback wherever books are sold, borrowed, swapped, misplaced, or discovered beneath the passenger seat after a long drive to Sandusky.

CLIP BEFORE ORBITAL SUPPLY RUNS OUT

Millions of young readers may soon demand one thing: football, but farther away.

Clip this advertisement. Save it. Show it to an adult. Point firmly at the title. Refuse substitute books about dragons, wizards, detectives, horses, or ordinary Earth sports.

Ask for it by name:
Outer Space Football!

Not affiliated with the National Football League, the Snworb, the City of Cleveland, the known laws of gravity, or any actual football league presently operating beyond Earth.

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