The Snworb
DEBATE IN THE JOY FOUNDRY
A Clash of Ideals Under Stadium Lights
MAKER BAYFIELD vs. MIJAH SLAMMY
A Formal Debate in Two Halves
TOPIC:
“Public Ownership of The Snworb Has Failed.”
WHEN:
Week 3, 2024 Season
MODERATED BY:
Dr. Selene Hartwell, Supreme Orchestrator of Gridiron Endeavors
(Astrophysicist. Strategist. Keeper of the Microphone.)
"The team belongs to the people, whether that's a poet from Parma or a welder from Westlake.
The Snworb will never again be owned by a billionaire. This team is owned by bus drivers, nurses, and that one guy in section 534 who won’t shut up – and I wouldn’t have it any other way."
Maker Bayfield: Snworb quarterback and head coach
"The fans own the team? Cute. Now show me a profit-loss statement that isn’t scribbled on a hot dog wrapper.
Love for a team doesn't balance budgets. Passion doesn't build playoff teams. Only money does."
Mijah Slammy: libertarian billionaire
📣 Cleveland, your team is your birthright. But should it be your property? Come decide.
Advance Regress